This post is meant to read with a subdued voice.
First you have the readers screaming,
I said, shhhh!
Then you want the readers to laugh through the whole post
Will you shush?
I mean come on, give us a break – let the readers read this post how they want!
See, I made you shout – now you don’t expect our readers to read THAT in a subdued voice.
No, I suppose not.
No, of course not. Now, what was that you were going to talk about today?
You mean like a snake?
Yes, that, or a cat –
Or a goose.
A goose? Geese don’t hiss do they?
I stand corrected.
But that wasn’t the only hiss I wanted to talk about. There’s also
Well, that's not exactly hissing, but OK.
Um, that seems the very antithesis of hiss.
Oh, really? What do you think Isly Brothers?
Well, I stand corrected again.
Any other onomatopoeia you’d like to mention?
Hmm, how about shimmy?
Well, so much for hisses –
Heh, heh, yeah, but there was a whole lotta shaking going on!
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