Feeling Sloggish? Drowsy? Suffering from pink snow?
Then try Voom!
This handy little onomatopoeia is sure to wake you up and speed your progress.
It comes in several variations –
And now try our newest onomatopoeia (depending how you time-travel) from our T.A.R.D.I.S. department -
But you don’t have to take my word for it – here’s a testimonial from Carmen in Made-UpVille, USA:
“Well, I just love my voom for all my speedy needs! Whether I have a vortex, an explosive situation, or just a fast car, I pull out my voom, add a few letters and VROOM! It gets the job done. It’s like Va-va-voom!”
Whoa, Carmen, don’t get carried away with that testimonial now. This isn’t Viagra.
So, folks, you can be just like Carmen here bouncing with excitement for Voom! But wait, there’s more!
If you call right now, we’ll throw in the explosive
(*Snor- what? What? What’s going on?)
...for free! You just pay shipping, handling, and a small nominal fee to cover the cost. Operators are not standing by, so don't be afraid to call right now!
Recommended by Cats-in-the-hat everywhere!
Um, what are you doing?
I’m writing a blog post…
Seems more like you’re running an infomercial.
Yeah, well, I couldn’t resist. I’ve always wanted to do that
Well, OK, no harm done.
You’re not mad?
Actually, I’m kind of glad. I have been pretty tired lately.
Well, now that you’re awake, you want to take over?
No, looks like you’ve got it. All you have left is the legal stuff.
Oh yeah! -
Use only as directed. Void where prohibited. Side effects may include laughter, headaches, nausea, letter abuse, and denial of hijacking a blog post. This post is part of the A to Z Blogging Challenge. No actual product is being sold.
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